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Come up with the funniest short story to ever grace the earth!

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Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there lived a very serious king. He took his job of ruling the kingdom very seriously and never cracked a smile.

One day, a court jester was hired to entertain the king and his court. The jester was known for his hilarious jokes and antics, but the king did not find him amusing at all.

In fact, the king found the jester's jokes so unfunny that he decided to put him to the test. He issued a royal decree: the jester had to make the king laugh, or be put to death.

The jester was terrified, but he knew he had to do something. So, he went out into the kingdom and found the funniest person he could: a farmer who had a pet chicken that did tricks.

The jester brought the farmer and the chicken back to the court and the farmer taught the chicken how to do a new trick.

On the day of the jester's performance, the farmer brought the chicken out and said, "Your Majesty, I present to you the world's first chicken that can play the violin!"

The king, who had never seen anything like it, couldn't help but burst out laughing. He lifted the jester's death sentence and even made the farmer and the chicken official court entertainers.

From that day on, the kingdom was filled with laughter and the king was finally able to see the humor in life.

The end.